Funniest "Stop Raiding me" IGMs

Please post the funniest IGMs you've got from people you've been attacking.

i got most my troops in my village now and urs will die +i'm going 2 school now so i'd cancell the attack and a have 2 lvl 1o crannys

hey

its not as though im ganna get in a piss about u raiding me but is this going to become a regular thing?

regards
oli

What the f**k do you want you smelly f**king dirty sweaty c**t?

why you atking me i not doing anything to you leaving me alone please i not wanting any trouble please i not wanting to fight

sigh* i always seem to meet some nice guy that gets me killed on browser games.cant you just kill someone else in the alliance? not being cowardly but i dont think 30 troops can really do much to anything.a war is preety much obv gonna break out here,and i dont know what i can do to not get myself killed either way,leaving my alliance would probably get me killed,staying with it would get me killed..

because i'm only small!!!
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Kaater wrote:

er...ahm....why not???
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immy wrote:

don't attack me

i will have to comtemplate whether a devil like figure is appropiate. although there should be balance the yin and the yan. Peace
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panagiotis wrote:



may i become part of you prefectly constructed fantasy
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biteme wrote:

you bandit, leave my prefectly constructed fantasy alone.

panagiotis wrote:

i will have to comtemplate whether a devil like figure is appropiate. although there should be balance the yin and the yan. Peace
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panagiotis wrote:



may i become part of you prefectly constructed fantasy
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biteme wrote:

you bandit, leave my prefectly constructed fantasy alone.

Hahaha
Damned hippies!

i received this one after i attacked

Norman wrote:

will you send resorces cause my warehouse and all my stuff is gone and my man is dead.



and after i attacked again, some not so innocent phrases about my mum's bits and what i might do with them.

read this from the bottom up:


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apumipanties wrote:

i gonna have to scout you now as well
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eddygordo wrote:

even though you just slayed 12 scouts

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apumipanties wrote:

okay, but you also just scouted me too which i think was a bit rotten

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eddygordo wrote:

erm the third one along imperians
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apumipanties wrote:

i tell you what, you tell me which types of tropps to send 19 of and i'll do that....that way its fair and wont turn into a world war.
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eddygordo wrote:

if you must
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apumipanties wrote:

so i'm gonna have to send like another 19 now
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eddygordo wrote:

all the troops i have, you and someone else from your alliance are attacking me soon, so i sent mine out so they have more chance of survival
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apumipanties wrote:

so why did you send like 20 back when you didnt know if i was sending 1 or 10,000
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eddygordo wrote:

your attack hasn't happened yet its in like an hour
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apumipanties wrote:

you can see it on the attack report, green notebook think far right button
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eddygordo wrote:

how would i knwo you only sent one?
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apumipanties wrote:

why would you send 20 when i only sent one?
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eddygordo wrote:

how would i know that?? dont worry im sending like 20 1st level troops im sure you'll kill them anyway
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apumipanties wrote:

one small crap defence troop, like a spearman
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eddygordo wrote:

whats a fake??
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apumipanties wrote:

but i'm only sending a fake
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eddygordo wrote:

becuase you are attacking me
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apumipanties wrote:

why are you attacking me?